You know what there's not enough of? Temporary Coheed and Cambria tats on dudes' upper thighs. I know: it's something that we've been missing. You've actively been wondering where they are. But we might be headed there, thanks to this AWESOME new development.
Did you travel somewhere this weekend and stay in a hotel? Well, here's hoping you didn't touch anything while you were there-like even lay down in the bed-because it turns out hotel rooms are fucking disgusting, and there are a few spots in the room that might seem like they'd be safe but actually are totally gross,…
When I was in third grade, a lice epidemic hit my elementary school. It was quick, brutal and terribly itchy. Luckily, our parents raided CVS and saved us all with a dose of RID. Apparently, rich people have other options:
The headline says it all: Report: Limbaugh to judge 2010 Miss America pageant. No. Just no. How could they even tap Mr. "Everybody knows it was the vacuum cleaner that liberated women more than the pill" for this? [Media Matters]