Trump attends another summit of world leaders, and yet again, our nation is tested on its claim to the biggest dick in the land.

French President Emmanuel Macron has popped by for the Trump administration’s first official state visit, and the two men are closer than ever, if President Trump’s tight baby-fingered embrace is any indication.

French President Emmanuel Macron’s dog, a Labrador-Griffon mix named Nemo, decided that he’d had about enough of whatever boring tripe his owner was discussing with the other humans in the room this weekend. So he sauntered over what appears to be a very old, very dignified fireplace and just pees all over it, staring…

Somebody run to Le Duane Readue and get Emmanuel Macron an eight-pack of triangle sponges and cold cream, because $10,000 a month on makeup is insane. In response to Le Point magazine’s report that he spent 26,000 euros on a makeup artist over three months, his administration states that “We called in a contractor as…

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On Friday, Donald Trump, a man who may or may not have been the inspiration for Slender Man, bid a very uncomfortable farewell to the French president and first lady after a two-day visit to celebrate Bastille Day. What should have been a three-second photo op stretched into an incredible 30-second handshake that,…

How is it that even during this truncated week, it still feels like the longest week ever? Oh yeah, because the leader of our country is torturing us and everyone is losing their goddamn mind.

By this point, every world leader has heard tell of Donald Trump and his infamous yanking handshake. It’s billed as a power move, though my personal theory is that his hands are just too small for individual finger control, and therefore simply clamp onto their victims like a ribbon snake’s little jaws clamp onto a…

Although I tried to avoid it, there is a lot of Trump in shade court this week. At a certain, point, I just had to lean into it and at least try to enjoy witnessing this man’s humiliation, made all the more humiliating by the fact that he doesn’t realize the entire world is laughing at him. I guess that makes me feel…

On Friday, French president Emmanuel Macron tweeted a video of him on a romantic flânerie with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. In the video, the two slender francophones can be seen walking the famous gravel garden paths of Sicily (is this something? I’ve never left midtown Manhattan), speaking in hushed tones…

For months, we’ve watched Donald Trump inflict his weird handshakes on world leaders, tugging and grimacing like a confused but dominant sheepdog sitting on its owner’s face in the middle of the night.

Many who couldn’t help but notice stark similarities between France’s impending presidential election and the recent American one feared the result would be repeated too—that a far-right, Islamophobic nominee with only a small hope of winning would triumph anyway.

On May 7, France will vote in a runoff election between far-right Islamophobic Holocaust revisionist Marine Le Pen and Emmanuel Macron, a 39-year-old business-friendly centrist who served as economy minister in President Hollande’s astoundingly unpopular administration.

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