In the never-ending parade of hosts on ABC’s The View, another one might be biting the dust. According to Page Six, Paula Faris will be the next to be fired from the struggling morning talk show. Who knew we’d miss Elisabeth Hasselbeck, if only to keep the hosts we dislike recognizable?
The Department of Homeland Security has not yet assigned a Secret Service security detail to your next president and ruler for life, Donald Trump. Big mistake. Yooge. Because Trump will complain about it for several weeks to anyone in earshot before submitting the request in writing he actually needs to submit to get…
Just like the sun, the tides and Twitter backlash, Fox News is predictable. Robert Ailes’ gang of fear-mongering madmen is doing exactly what we all figured they would do and are running all the way down the field with their grand “The Black Lives Matter Movement Is a Hate Group” narrative—which was born, bred and…
Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the third runner-up on season two of Survivor, had a particularly stupid thought Monday which she helpfully shared on national television. Elisabeth wondered why the Black Lives Matter movement hasn’t been classified as a hate group. What’s funny is that we’ve all been wondering the same thing…
You know it’s the doldrums of August when Fox News is already hyping up the War On Christmas. Are you worried yet? You should be!
Fox & Friends, deeply unfunny despite its best efforts, recently proved its propensity for selective truth extends to music criticism, as Elisabeth Hasselbeck chose one verse from an American Authors song—”I’m a little bit jealous/ I’m a little bit slow/ I’m a little bit hurtful/ and I don’t wanna let it go”—and used…
Guys.... guys. Arizona State University is home to a class called "U.S. Race Theory and the Problem of Whiteness." The PROBLEM with WHITENESS? You think you have heard it all... but you have not.
After mysteriously disappearing from Fox & Friends for a month because she was having an unidentified surgery, Elisabeth Hasselbeck has returned to "the curvy couch," revealing that she had a tumor in her abdomen that turned out not to be cancer. She also shut down rumors she might have been getting plastic…
At the very start of The View Thursday morning, Whoopi Goldberg effusively expressed her thoughts on all the gossip that's been spreading about who will replace Sherri Shepherd and Jenny McCarthy as hosts of the show, implying that she's sick of stories about the women involved catfighting.
Aaaaaahahaahahahaahahahaaha. World's sourest little grape Elisabeth Hasselbeck called in to Fox & Friends today to express her ABSOLUTE OUTRAGE that horrid anti-American professional troop-maker-cryer Rosie O'Donnell is in talks to rejoin the cast of The View. You may remember O'Donnell and Hasselbeck's relationship…
In today's Tweet Beat, Jose Canseco and his wife give back to the community (or try to), Elisabeth Hasselbeck feels left out and Tyra Banks is asking for your hottie dude friends.
In today's Tweet Beat, Alec Baldwin shares an important observation, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Erin Brockovich form a true bond and Emile Hirsch goes back in time.
Last time we checked in with Brian Kilmeade, he was super stoked to have a new blonde to say offensive and careless things to, one Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Luckily for Elisabeth, he hasn't limited his attentions to her: on Friday's episode of Fox & Friends, Kilmeade really showed his geographical hand when he said to his…
Former Survivor contestant and The View panelist Elisabeth Hasselbeck was absolutely pleased as punch to be joining Fox & Friends bright and early on Monday morning, especially given that the show is NOW COMPLETE WITH NEW COUCH. She giggled as she brought Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade new mugs (sorry boys, no…
Season two of Katie Couric's Katie has just started, but however long it will be on air is anyone's guess. Barbara Walters is slowly fading into that good night on The View, despite her original protestations. So what better way to fix this daytime talk show kerfuffle than have Katie Couric replace Barbara Walters on …
Today marked the end of Elisabeth Hasselbeck's 10-year-long stint as a cohost of The View. As the lone conservative voice on the panel, she always stuck to her guns—even though they repeatedly misfired—and helped make the show the addictive mess of shrill in-fighting it is. Who could ever replace her yippity yapping?…
Looking appropriately sheepish, Elisabeth Hasselbeck gave The View the old conservative farewell Wednesday morning, after announcing last night that she would be moving to Fox to join the team at Fox and Friends, replacing Gretchen Carlson, who is getting her own afternoon show. Hasselbeck has been "enjoying The View"…
In an interview with BBC1, Robin Thicke finally responded to charges of misogyny in the lyrics and video for his song "Blurred Lines." Many critics felt that the song trivializes the importance of consent (consent being the "line" that gets "blurred," because Thicke "know[s] you want it"), and objected to the fact…
It's been less than two days since Chris Brown broke the misguided hearts of Team Breezy by deactivating his Twitter account following his (admittedly provoked) verbal attack on comedian and Tweet Beat regular Jenny Johnson. To recap, on Sunday night, Johnson, who often uses Twitter to make fun of celebrities, wrote…
