This morning: South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford has disappeared, protests continue in Iran, Uighurs are in paradise and Republicans continue to have sex. So who better to join me but former Jezeditor Moe Tkacik? The blessed reunion, after the jump.

Stars Slam Perez Hilton; Ed McMahon Dead At Age Of 86

Dodai Stewart

6/23/09 9:00am

As mentioned yesterday, after Perez Hilton insulted Fergie, Perez and Will.I.Am had a confrontation in which Perez said:

Polish Catholics Protest Madonna; Danny Drunk Again On Morning TV

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6/10/09 5:30pm

Catholics in Poland are urging the government there to cancel Madonna's August 15 concert, saying…

Sean Penn Lobbies For Harvey Milk Day; Chris Brown & Rihanna Leave Miami

Margaret Hartmann

3/02/09 6:30pm

Sean Penn is pushing for Harvey Milk's birthday to be recognized as a "day of significance" in California. Governor Schwarzenegger vetoed the bill last year, but Penn hopes his Oscar may change his mind.

Brit's Battle Of The Exes: Ex-Manager Blames Ex-Boyfriend In Court

Margaret Hartmann

2/27/09 6:30pm

In court today Sam Lutfi filed a declaration claiming he hasn't been texting Britney in violation of his restraining order. He says Brit has texted him, but he conveyed his responses through Adnan Ghalib. [TMZ]

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