Study Finds That White, Middle-Aged Americans Are Dying Off
Dear White People Of A Certain Age, we have some bad news. You’re dying more rapidly than every other age, racial, and…
Fetus's Lawyer Convinces Judge to Confine Drug-Free Pregnant Woman
Once upon a few months ago, in a horrible dark land called Wisconsin, a woman who was 14-weeks pregnant confessed to…
Jacksons' Attorney Describes Scene At Hospital, Michael's Drug Abuse
Last night Brian Oxman said people surrounding Michael Jackson were enabling his prescription drug abuse. Today on Good…
Cindy McCain's Marriage Is Not Exactly A 'Straight Talk Express'
Potential First Lady/onetime pill-popper Cindy McCain hit up Leno last night, appearing elegant in a canary-yellow…
Proof Positive That 4 Times Square Is On The Pipe
Today, Alexandra Kotur named Naomi Campbell one of the week's best-dressed for the Dolce & Gabanna gown the hothead…