Welcome back To Midweek Madness, in which Heidi Montag calls herself Frankenstein, Britney digs sexual enhancement herbs, Jack Nicholson eats a sandwich and Brad Pitt is forced to wear leather pants. Come on in!
Looking at the current plastic surgery-palooza, one can't help but wonder: whatever happened to the Hippocratic oath, anyway?
"I couldn't have done that," says Heidi Montag's plastic surgeon, Dr. Frank Ryan. "Sitting down there with the wisdom of someone much older and thinking: 'What is it I really need to do to propel my career?'" Tila Tequila disagrees:
