Welcome back To Midweek Madness, in which Heidi Montag calls herself Frankenstein, Britney digs sexual enhancement herbs, Jack Nicholson eats a sandwich and Brad Pitt is forced to wear leather pants. Come on in!

Madonna Opens Gym In Mexico

Dodai Stewart

11/30/10 9:00am

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Madonna has opened a new gym in Mexico City.

"Along Comes Heidi Montag And You Feel Normal Again."

Sadie Stein

9/20/10 12:20pm

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Looking at the current plastic surgery-palooza, one can't help but wonder: whatever happened to the Hippocratic oath, anyway?

Dirt Bag

John Travolta Accused Of Cheating On Wife, Frequenting Gay Sex Clubs

Margaret Hartmann

9/01/10 7:02pm

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The National Enquirer is reporting that John Travolta has been cheating on Kelly Preston for years, "And when the details emerge, he's gonna make Tiger Woods look like a boy scout."

Dirt Bag

Evan Rachel Wood & Marilyn Manson Split

Margaret Hartmann

8/17/10 7:32pm

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Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson have reportedly broken off their engagement, eight months after he proposed on stage in Paris.

Megan Fox: "I've Only Been With Two Men"; Spencer (Literally) Bites His Tongue

Margaret Hartmann

3/03/10 7:30pm

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In the new issue of U.K. Harper's Bazaar, Megan Fox announces, "I've only been with two men my entire life. My childhood sweetheart and Brian [Austin Green]," not that it's any of our business.

Heidi Buying Mom Surgery For Mother's Day; Is Brooke In Drug Rehab?

Margaret Hartmann

1/27/10 7:30pm

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Despite earlier reports that Heidi Montag's mother was shocked and horrified by her recent plastic surgery, Heidi says, "Actually she was excited for me and she's asking me... for her surgery next." She continues:

Heidi's Doctor: Plastic Surgery "A Well Thought Out Career Move"

Margaret Hartmann

1/25/10 1:20pm

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"I couldn't have done that," says Heidi Montag's plastic surgeon, Dr. Frank Ryan. "Sitting down there with the wisdom of someone much older and thinking: 'What is it I really need to do to propel my career?'" Tila Tequila disagrees: