Now that that incorrigible dickens Angus T. Jones has gone all bonky on us, it seems the producers of Two and One Half Men are scrambling to find a bonk-free replacement. And, according to a source, they're seriously considering Miley "Miley Cyrus's Haircut" Cyrus for the role. The role of Miley Cyrus's haircut will…

Britney's Bodyguard Says She Isn't An Abuser

Margaret Hartmann

9/10/10 7:56pm

152

Britney Spears' former bodyguard Mark Chinapen is defending her against Fernando Flores's claim that she abused her children, saying, "In our time with Britney, we've never seen anything in a negative sense."

Alanis Gets Married; Cher Collapses Before Performance

Margaret Hartmann

6/07/10 7:40pm

185

Alanis Morissette has revealed that she married the rapper Mario "MC Souleye" Treadway at her L.A. home on May 22. "So happy to share with you that my man Souleye and I got married," says Alanis.

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Jesse James Hitler Photo Revealed; James In Rehab

Dodai Stewart

3/31/10 9:00am

398

Last week, Us Weekly declined to publish a photograph picturing Jesse James doing a "Heil Hitler" gesture. But this week, guess who's running the picture?

Lohans Feud Over Rehab For Lindsay; Jesse Hit On Women In Front Of Sandra

Margaret Hartmann

3/30/10 7:40pm

198

Last night Lindsay Lohan Tweeted, "Anyone else have a father that sells fake stories on them for money & dates a girl that works for tabloids?" Michael Lohan responded by declaring Lindsay's a drug addict at a press conference.

Lady Gaga Trapped In Outfit On Plane; Anti-Choice Activist Threatens Elton's Life

Margaret Hartmann

3/11/10 7:30pm

181

Recently Lady Gaga boarded a flight from London to New York wearing an outfit made of tightly-wrapped black and yellow tape and giant blue Alexander McQueen heels. Mid-flight, her legs started to swell, but Gaga couldn't free herself.

Naomi: "I Will Not Be Held Hostage To My Past"; Ke$ha Tries To Start Feud With Britney

Margaret Hartmann

3/04/10 7:30pm

307

Miodrag Mejdina, the driver who accused Naomi Campbell of hitting him on Tuesday, apologized to her in a statement today and said he only reported the incident because he, "got angry and overreacted."

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John Mayer Can't Stop Apologizing; Growing Pains Co-Stars Remember Koenig

Margaret Hartmann

2/26/10 6:40pm

144

Another day, another John Mayer apology. He told the audience at his sold-out Madison Square Garden show last night, "I hate to come off like an asshole ever, and thank you guys for believing that I am not an asshole..."

Sam Accuses Lindsay Of Siccing Paps On Her; Jay Pushes Conan Out At NBC

Margaret Hartmann

1/07/10 7:30pm

218

Last night Samantha Ronson got pissed when the paparazzi followed her to a tattoo parlor in L.A. with her stepbrother Alexander Jones. "Why are you here?" Sam asked. "She told you to come here? She told you to come here?"

Narcissistic Personality Disorder: Everyone's Doing It

Sadie Stein

3/18/09 4:00pm

When "narcissistic personality disorder" is a major plot point in a romance novel, you know it's the zeitgeist. Not that, um, we've been reading Lisa Kleypas' Blue-Eyed Devil or anything...

Dr. Drew's Celebrity Addiction Special Looks At The Link Between Narcissism And Substance Abuse

Tracie Egan Morrissey

7/02/08 6:00pm

108

Last night VH1 aired Dr. Drew's Celebrity Addiction Special, and while the show's title would suggest a slapped together rundown of the problems of young women like Lindsay, Britney and Amy, the special was actually a lot more. Dr. Drew looked deeply at how the same narcissism that drives people to celebrity also…