Are You Kidding Me With This Shit, Jenny McCarthy? [Updated]
On Monday, July 16, Jenny McCarty uploaded a video taken from inside her home to Facebook, titled:
Would U Still NKOTB?
The video for New Kids on the Block’s “One More Night,” here to remind you how old you are, has a lot of lonely introspection and gazing out of windows, like boy bands are trained to do. The softball mid-tempo song is the first from the band’s EP Thankful, releasing in May to go along with their spring/summer Total…
Jenny McCarthy Is Now Jenny Wahlberg, She and Donnie Remain as Insufferable as Ever
I didn’t know this, but now I do, and so you must too: Jenny and Donnie McCarthy’s show on A&E Donnie Loves Jenny made it past one season, and is now on its third. Furthermore: Jenny McCarthy has changed her last name to Wahlberg, and gotten multiple tattoos in honor of her husband, with whom she has gotten even more…
Tom Selleck Is Apparently an Illegal Water Hog
Tom Selleck was busted by the water cops in Southern California. Despite the Golden State’s severe drought, it seems the Magnum P.I. star has had “truckloads” of water from a public hydrant delivered to his ranch. Magnum!
These Donnie Loves Jenny Ads Are Offensive to Romance Novels
The show you didn't want, the show you actually pleaded A&E not to make, the show you're screaming about right now, Donnie Loves Jenny, premieres tonight. In anticipation, the network has released some ads making Donnie Wahlberg and Jenny McCarthy look as though they're on the cover of some old romance novels. No. No.…
Everybody Got Married Over Labor Day Weekend
Wedding season is getting out of control people. Sure, Brad and Angelina got married last week. And Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade got married on Saturday. But yesterday, Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlburg tied the knot, as did Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross who were married in a ceremony last night.
Drake's Penis Is 'Weird, Thin, and Pointy,' Says Future Shakespeare
Today is the day that I read several conflicting accounts about the shape of Drake's celebrity penis and what he likes people to do or not do with his butthole while he touches said controversially shaped penis. Today is also the day that I realized that every other non-today day of my life has been wasted.
Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg Want Andy Cohen to Marry Them
Dr. Jenny McCarthy and husband-to-be Donnie Wahlberg are forging ahead with their wedding plans, and they've already decided on a celebrity officiant: Earth's foremost housewife-interrogator Andy Cohen.
Noted Anti-Vaxxer Jenny McCarthy Is Engaged to Donnie Wahlberg
Congratulations to Jenny McCarthy, Donnie Wahlberg and The View's ratings!
Woman Who Filmed Justin Bieber Sleeping Starred In Porn
Tati Neves, the woman who shot the video of Sleepy Time Jusing Beiber seen around the world, is back in the headlines this morning. Some place called HotMovies.com (where you can probably get the latest E.M.Forster adaptions)* is claiming they shot a pornographic video with her before she became mega Internet famous.
Jenny McCarthy Thinks You're Gay If You Don't Immediately Intercourse Her
Heads up, casanovas! Good to know! Jenny McCarthy went on some radio show and talked glowingly about her blossoming relationship with old kid on the block Donnie Wahlberg. Turns out, he waited two weeks to call her after they first hung out, so of course she assumed he was a vagina-hating gay guy.
Saturday Night Social: Feel the Vibrations
It's Donnie Wahlberg's 44th birthday today, and what better way to celebrate than with a music video from his more talented, more hirsute brother, Mark Wahlberg? Poor Donnie, always living in the three-nippled shadow of a younger sibling. At least he scored a writing credit for "Good Vibrations".
Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg Are Dating. Like, Each Other.
So, Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg spent the 4th of July together (with Jonathan Knight and his boyfriend HARLEY!!!) and word on the street is that they are officially official. Like, as in, penis-in-vagina-probably. Late at night, in the witching hour, when the world feels like it's closing in, Jenny buries her…
Christina Aguilera & Sam Ronson "Spent The Night" Together
Oprah Warned Rosie O'Donnell Not To Act Up On Her Network
Solange Knowles Is Pro Pubic Hair
Today in Tweet Beat, Solange may have shaved her head, but that's where she stops, and R. Kelly has taken to filming personal messages to followers and we hope he keeps this up.
Emma Stone Returns to Twitter; Margaret Cho Prowls For Bears
Today in Tweetbeat: the awesome Emma Stone returned to Twitter today, Leighton Meester wishes "27 year old straight men" would come to her concerts, and Margaret Cho is looking for bears. (Presumably, the gay dude kind.)
Elizabeth Banks Doesn't Read Vogue On The Toilet
Today in Tweetbeat, Sarah Silverman relates to Precious, writer Sloane Crosley decides what's gross, Elizabeth Banks makes rules about bathroom reading material, and Audrina Patridge tries to be more Christ-like. Plus: Donnie Wahlberg thinks judging other people is so 1989.
Christina Applegate Is 100% Cancer-Free
New Kids On The Block Reunite On Today
Joey McIntyre, Donnie Wahlberg, Danny Wood, and Jordan and Jonathan Knight of New Kids on the Block are gettin' the band back together, and the quintet went on Today this morning to talk about their upcoming album and hype up their May 16th Today performance live in the Plaza. Joey is still cute, Donnie was wearing a…
