Back in 2010, when Daniel Radcliffe put on the sorting hat and it said "Maker's Mark," he admitted to the press that…
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A pervy upskirt shot of underwearless Anne Hathaway getting out of a limo at a New York premiere of Les Miserables…

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Aw, man. I like Reese Witherspoon just fine, but it's a world-class bummer when actresses say "health" and mean…
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Oh my fuck, this is the saddest thing, not to mention positively Dourtney-esque: Kim Kardashian's four-month-old…
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Although it certainly raises the question of precisely what kind of roles Megan Fox will get that involve keeping…
I guess one could pooh-pooh Angelina Jolie's commitment international philanthropy by saying, "Well, she has a…

Oh. Taylor Swift. Taylor, Taylor, Taylor. I love your unbridled enthusiasm 99.9% of the time. And a few lines of…
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K8 Middleton, rather delightfully referred to in this New York Daily News article as a "queasy royal," is feeling a…
This can only end well. Mel Gibson says he "may reach out" to Lindsay Lohan to help her through her current, um,…
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Following last week's fascinating Twitter feud with comedy writer Jenny Johnson, Chris Brown suspended his feed—thus…
As you may recall, in penance for her pro-Israel Tweet, Kim Kardashian planned a trip to Bahrain to learn about the…
To be fair, anyone who's seen Drag Me to Hell probably harbors a secret, irrational fear of people some misguided…