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Tiger Woods Re-Proposes to Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren with $200 Million Prenup Because OH, SURE, WHY NOT
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Professional semi-endearing obnoxious person Howard Stern has backtracked (not apologized, he clarifies) from…
Oh, America. You crazy. Apparently this is what we've come to—Kim Kardashian's life/work/romance/pregnancy/dental…
For Lady Gaga's next trick, she will buy Neverland Ranch and cover it with black vinyl and spikes. Gaga, who has…

Listen. Don't panic. Yet. But Nicki Minaj's personal wig wrangler, Terrence Davidson, was apparently having such…
One of the criticisms of Jodie Foster's already legendary Golden Globes speech was the idea of expounding a need for…

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If you're Blue Ivy Carter, here is what you got as a reward for your first year on the planet, aside from the event…
Won't anyone stand up for Lindsay Lohan in the wake of a pretty damning NYT article? Fuck it — Grant Bowler will.…
Almost exactly a year after getting engaged to have their likenesses marizpanned and planted into the top of a…
A probably fake, albeit hilarious new report has emerged that Harry Styles dumped Taylor Swift because she's…

Do you ever get the sense that Ryan Gosling's publicist is laying it on a little thick? He saves women from speeding…
Speaking of pictures ripped out of Teen People that you glued on your 5th grade Trapper Keeper (weren't we? we…

If this item is true, my mouth is going to turn into a perfectly cylindrical firehose of barf and not stop…
From the New York Post, the publication which just two days ago brought us the epic tale of Lena Dunham's "sloppy…
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