Does My Cat Look Fucked Up to You?
This week, my three-year-old cat Beaky was compelled to the vet for a (very expensive) teeth cleaning, during which he…
Here's What It's Like to Be Björk's Dentist
If you were, hypothetically, a celebrity dentist and if you were, hypothetically, about to work on the hallowed mouth…
The Ancient People/Future Rocks of Pompeii Had Great Teeth
Researchers in Italy say that the victims of Pompeii had perfect teeth right up to (and past) the moment when they were…
LeAnn Rimes Wants Revenge Against the Evil Dentist Who Jacked Up Her Face
Having just recently recovered from some unpleasant oral surgery (wisdom tooth went rogue and murdered neighboring…
Sham Dentists Arrested for Performing Unlicensed Root Canals
In the pantheon of worst human word combinations, I think that "fake dentist performs DIY root canal" is pretty much…
Japanese Cosmetic Dentistry Helps You Get That Sexy, Infantilized Smile
Benjamin B. alerted us to a New York Times story about a new trend in Japan: yaeba. Some young Japanese women are now…
Terrifying Doll Trains Dentists To Appear in Your Nightmares
in Japan are now training to charge you thousands of dollars to drill the shit out of your teeth using ultra scary…
Drugged Guy Is Obsessed With Meg Ryan After Wisdom Teeth Surgery
David After Dentist, meet dental-surgery patient Andy. His hilarious Meg Ryan obsession comes out in the recovery room…
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