Fuck 2010. This year fucking sucked.

A Kristin Chenoweth TV Show Is In The Works

Dodai Stewart

8/04/10 9:00am

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It seems that Kristin Chenoweth might be getting her very own (musical) show!

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Kristen Stewart's Gay Rumor; Tila Tequila's Suicide Stunt

Dodai Stewart

6/07/10 9:00am

377

Is Kristen Stewart gay?

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Bret Michaels To Judge American Idol; Miley Cyrus Spills About Nick Jonas

Megan Carpentier

5/31/10 10:00am

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Gossip

Dennis Hopper Dies At 74

Hortense Smith

5/29/10 1:20pm

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According to Reuters, Dennis Hopper has died at the age of 74, after a battle with prostate cancer. [Montreal Gazette]

Oprah's Mom Doesn't Know Her Number; McGee Caught In Nazi Tattoo Lie

Margaret Hartmann

4/09/10 7:40pm

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In her new unauthorized Oprah Winfrey tell-all, Kitty Kelly claims that Oprah's mother Vernita, "Buys $500 hats, and she has a very good life financially, but she can't reach Oprah. Oprah will not give her mother her telephone number."

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More Plastic Surgery For Heidi; Sandra Fears Jesse Will Kill Her

Margaret Hartmann

4/05/10 7:45pm

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Today on Ryan Seacrest's radio show, Heidi Montag revealed that in addition to the 10 recent plastic surgery procedures we know about, she also had her waist cinched and her "back scooped." Wondering what that is? Heidi has no idea:

Lindsay Barred From Club; Jesse James' Hitler Surf Board

Margaret Hartmann

3/26/10 7:30pm

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Last night Lindsay Lohan was blocked from entering a Victoria's Secret party at a club in L.A. "As soon as she strolled up to the door, the rope was quickly pulled in front of her," says an eyewitness.

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Weight-Loss Lady Slams Gabby Sidibe; Justin Bieber Disses Mariah Carey

Dodai Stewart

3/24/10 9:00am

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Ugh. 90s weight-loss spitfire Susan Powter has a video message for Gabourey Sidibe:

Gabourey Dances With Madonna; Hurt Locker Star Denies He's Dating Jessica

Margaret Hartmann

3/09/10 7:40pm

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After the Oscars, Madonna hosted a party at her manager Guy Oseary's house with Demi Moore. A source says, "Madonna danced non-stop for four hours. She and Gabourey Sidibe were dancing together at one point. They had a great time."

Did Alec Threaten Suicide?; SJP "Overcome With Grief" About McQueen

Margaret Hartmann

2/11/10 7:30pm

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A police source says Alec Baldwin was rushed to the hospital last night because his 14-year-old daughter Ireland called 911 and said he was "unresponsive," and had threatened to take pills while they were arguing. Baldwin's spokesperson explained:

Obama Keeps Up With The Kardashians; Wife Says Hopper Threatened To Kill Her

Margaret Hartmann

1/25/10 7:40pm

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In what TMZ is billing as the "Decline of Western Civilization," Khloe Kardashian toured the White House and met President Obama today.

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Spencer: "I'm Her Husband, Not Her Owner"; Judge Rules Polanski Must Return To U.S.

Margaret Hartmann

1/22/10 7:30pm

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Spencer Pratt says he didn't question Heidi Montag's decision to have 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day because, "I'm not in charge of what she does with any part of her body. I'm her husband – not her owner."

Heidi's Plastic Surgeon Sued For Malpractice; Fugees Reuniting To Benefit Haiti?

Margaret Hartmann

1/15/10 8:30pm

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Two women sued Dr. Frank Ryan, the plastic surgeon who performed 10 surgeries on Heidi Montag in one day, for malpractice. One underwent multiple procedures at once like Heidi, and both claim he didn't explain the risks before surgery.

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Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic

Dodai Stewart

11/09/09 9:00am

A baby for Jay-Z and Beyoncé!?! Apparently they're working on it. [Gatecrasher]

Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob

Margaret Hartmann

11/04/09 7:30pm

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Lindsay Lohan is taking legal action against Michael Lohan, who has been talking about kidnapping her and putting her in rehab. Her lawyer says she's seeking a restraining order and may file a defamation lawsuit against him. [TMZ]

Nicole Richie Doing Designs; No Sampling Allowed At Oprah Store

Jenna Sauers

10/22/09 11:30am

Of course a Nicole Richie clothing line was inevitable. It's called Winter Kate, and it will be hitting stores next February. [WWD]

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Jon Declares War On TLC; Autopsy Reveals Michael Was Healthy, Tattooed

Margaret Hartmann

10/01/09 7:40pm

Jon Gosselin is demanding TLC stop filming Jon and Kate. He posted a sign on his gate reading, "NOTICE: NO FILM CREW OR PRODUCTION STAFF FROM TLC IS PERMITTED ON THIS PROPERTY UNDER PENELTY [sic] OF TRESPASS. JOHNATHON [sic] GOSSELIN"

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Kanye Throws Another Fit; No Sex For Speidi

Margaret Hartmann

9/30/09 7:30pm

Kanye West new life of humility isn't off to a good start. Over the weekend at Common's benefit show in Hollywood he threw a fit when he wasn't offered food backstage and saw another man eating chicken.

Hopper's 'Tables For Ladies'

Anna Holmes

9/15/09 9:50am

[New York, September 14. Image via Bauer-Griffin]