Crimes Against the Mammaries: Nominees Crush, Contort And Maul Their Breasts In Quest For Daytime Excellence

The Nominees' Luncheon for the Daytime Emmy Awards (held at "Charleston Restaurant" in LA) made it hard for me to adhere to my new, 'if you can't say anything nice' no-criticism policy. Because, as a woman with breasts (that is to say, a need-er of underwire), I hate to see them treated with disrespect, and many of…