Those Are Not Lindsay Lohan's Boobs
- If you were excited about seeing Lindsay Lohan in Marc Ecko's new campaign, well, too bad: the label used a model for a…
The 10 Lowest Moments For Women In Politics This Year (So Far)
Yesterday, we learned that voters were polled on whether Barbara Boxer or Carly Fiorina has better hair. Even without…
Is A Domestic Violence Cover-Up Enough To Bring Down David Paterson?
So turns out no one thinks it's okay for state officials to pressure a woman savagely beaten by her partner to go away…
Top 10 Ways Male Politicians Confess To Extramarital Affairs
More and more these days, politicians appear to be straying from their marriages — but, unlike in the old days where a…
Republicans Decide Sarah Palin Best Seen, Not Heard
- Last night, Sarah Palin ended up stopping by a Republican fundraiser that she was scheduled to headline, dropped out of…
Paterson To Appoint Gillibrand; Obamas Are Fisting Enthusiasts
New York Governor David Paterson is about to appoint Congresswoman Kirsten Gillibrand to Hillary Clinton's Senate seat,…
Harriet The Fly
The newest entrant into the race to be appointed to Hillary Clinton's Senate seat is infamous Hillary supporter and…
Obama To Get Two Puppies, At Least One More Scandal
Although Crappy Hour has died, that doesn't mean you don't need all your Grabbyhanded, Burris-y Frankenstein goodness,…
Prince William Grew A Beard, And Other Scenes From A Slow News Day
- Some men grow beards in their 20s, even if they are actual royalty (we know that we already did a Snap Judgment of ol'…
Hillary Clinton Is Not Getting Involved In Her Seat, But She's The Only One Who Isn't
- Clinton told her supporters to stop talking smack about Caroline Kennedy unless they're going to endorse someone else.…
Rod Blagojevich: Putting All Republi-Scandals To Shame
- Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich is free tonight on $4,500 bail and has absolutely no intention of resigning after…
A Day Of Transitions For Everyone!
- Kansas Governor Kathleen Sebelius has removed her name from Cabinet consideration. [The Hill]
Obama Speechwriter Jon Favreau Has Grabbier Hands Than Bill Richardson
- Hottie Obama speechwriter Jon "No Relation" Favreau is embarrassed tonight, after this picture of him cupping a…
Sarah Palin's Wardrobe, The Universe Completely Crazy
The end of the week is a time to sit and digest the insanity that the week has spawned. More news on Sarah Palin's…
Governor's Ball: Ed Rendell Is A Sexist Jerk; David Paterson Isn't
Some days there's news to be had, and some days all you can do is shake your head when a governor like Ed Rendell…
One Step Closer
A trial court judge in New York City has dismissed a lawsuit brought in by anti-same-sex marriage activists and state…
The Deevil Wears Prda
Organizers for a Barack Obama event on September 9th may want to consider hiring some new interns to check over their…