During her arrest in Midtown last night, Amanda Bynes was taken to a psychiatric hospital for evaluation; it turns out this was set in motion by "friend and Hollywood publicist" Jonathan Jaxson, who told the police that he had proof that Bynes was suicidal.

In today's Tweet Beat, David Hasselhoff makes two "Hasselhoff" puns, one of which is more successful than the other, Diplo is just a regular guy doing regular stuff, and Sarah Silverman is in aural hell.

I mean, how hard is it to catch a flight? This is a rhetorical question for Lindsay Lohan, who missed her plane last night from New York to attend her trial in L.A. this morning. (We're now on her twenty-something trial. When you move into the double digits, you should get a free Shakeweight or some turtle wax or an…

In case you forgot, Kim Kardashian is still married to Kris Humphries, and he's still dragging his feet on granting her a divorce. But now Kim's lawyers are trying a new angle to speed up the proceedings—they claim that all this protracted angst is stressing out Kim's fetus and endangering its health. Humphries needs…

Blue Ivy is eight months old now, and there is some frantic speculation this morning that Beyoncé is pregnant again thanks to some "baby bump" shots taken at a restaurant in Washington Heights that could just as easily indicate Bey had a great meal; not necessarily that there is not another little BeyJay to look…

We don't even know where to start with this Lean Pockets commercial starring David Hasselhoff's "German cousin 'Mr Lean.'" All pitiful attempts to be funny/quirky/politically incorrect in a charming way are as fruitless as the Hoff's half-assed accent. It's both confusing and disturbing at the same time, and reminds…

After a seven year stint on Saturday Night Live, his main contribution being the Interwebizing of the archaic, yet occasionally (rarely) still legit great sketch comedy mainstay, professional silly person and Digital Shorts pioneer Andy Samberg is leaving for greener pastures, spurred by Kristen Wiig's recent…

I always just assumed that Judd Apatow's posse made every single movie together because it seems like a huge blast to spend months on set with your hilarious best friends, but Paul Rudd says his solid spot in the Apatow clan is only "about half-half deliberate" and that he doesn't often get the roles he wants when he…

In today's Tweet Beat, David Hasselhoff cuddles a wombat, Renee Baio wishes Ronald Reagan a happy birthday, Stephen Fry has the shits and people sound off on the Superbowl.

[London, December 9. Image via Splash.]

Apparently the point of the Hasselhoffs' new A&E reality show is not to accurately depict 21st-century American family life, but to help daughters Hayley and Taylor-Ann become rock stars. "It is apparently their birthright," the Post reports, sounding positively peeved.

Last night on Comedy Central's Roast of David Hasselhoff, each roaster ripped into not only David, but one another, and the "fat chick" jokes about comedian Lisa Lampanelli were not only excessive, but tiresome.

In the words of Pillow Talk, some jokes are too obvious to be funny. Or not, since David Hasselhoff was roasted last night at Sony Pictures Studios. And let's hope you're ready to start your week with serious cleavage!