Melting Pile of Sadness Goo Courtney Love Allegedly Asked Her Assistant to Hire a 'Hacker'

Courtney Love's former assistant, Jessica LaBrie, is suing the singer for unspecified damages, "claiming Courtney intentionally withheld her salary because Jessica refused to 'commit fraudulent, unlawful, and unethical acts.'" Apparently Love wanted LaBrie to "hire a hacker" and forge some unspecified legal documents.…