Another Don Jr. Profile Gazes Into the AbyssÂ
It’s been a while since we last checked in with Don Jr., and lucky for us, on Thursday, the Washington Post came out…
Jeb Bush, Unprompted, Declares 'I Love My Mother More Than My Dad'
At a town hall event on Thursday, Republican presidential candidate and depressed middle schooler Jeb Bush answered an…
You Don't Have Daddy Issues But Your Piece of Shit Father Might
Until recently, I’d never been on the website AskMen.com, I suppose largely because I never had the occasion to ask a…
Absent Fathers Create Slutty Thoughts, Says Idiotic Study
In a psychological study commissioned by Marissa Cooper and the ghost of Sylvia Plath, researchers at Texas Christian…
Man Becomes World's Oldest New Dad at 96
Ramjeet Raghav, a 96-year-old Indian farmer, claims he now holds the record for being the oldest guy in the world to…
Protecting My Daughter From The Pageant Queens
I am desperate to keep my girl away from beauty queens. I'm not talking Miss America or Miss Universe or whatever they…
Does Shaving My Back Hair Make Me A Hypocrite?
I'm beginning to wonder whether I'm all talk when it comes to body issues, whether all my words about "everybody's…
Is Your Sperm Donor Dapper?
Sperm donors are anonymous, but usually parties in search of quality DNA can get a few pertinent details: Race, hair…
How To Describe A Little Girl In Just One Word?
Go shopping for kids clothes, and a pattern emerges — and it's not just the pink overload in the girls' section. I'm…
Can You Raise A Well-Rounded Boy?
In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to…
Some Advice On How To Cover Young Girls Playing Sports
I'm surprised there are professional women athletes at all. It's shocking, really, given the way we treat little girls.
A Small Victory On The Road To Womanhood
In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to…
When Liking Becomes Liking
In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to…
The Kids Aren't Totally Alright
In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to…
What Are The Best Books For Little Girls?
In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to…
The Spartan School For Little Girls
In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to…
How My Daughter Turns Up The "Juice"
In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to…
How To Heal A Daughter's Heartbreak?
In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to…
My Daughter's Sudden Entry Into The Horsey Set
In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to…
Can A Dad Overdo The Lessons In Girl-Power?
In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to…