In a psychological study commissioned by Marissa Cooper and the ghost of Sylvia Plath, researchers at Texas Christian University have found that dwelling on reminders of daddy's psychological or physical absence makes women more likely to have depraved harlot thoughts.

Ramjeet Raghav, a 96-year-old Indian farmer, claims he now holds the record for being the oldest guy in the world to become a father after his wife gave birth to his second son earlier this month. Raghav actually beat his own record—his first son was born two years ago, when he was only 94.

I am desperate to keep my girl away from beauty queens. I'm not talking Miss America or Miss Universe or whatever they have now. I'm talking about Little Miss Sunshine and all those shows they have on TLC about toddlers and pageants and their overbearing, embarrassingly selfish fame-whoring moms.

I'm beginning to wonder whether I'm all talk when it comes to body issues, whether all my words about "everybody's different and everybody's beautiful" are not being backed up by my deeds and what this could mean for my daughter's future sense of self.

Sperm donors are anonymous, but usually parties in search of quality DNA can get a few pertinent details: Race, hair color, eye color, education levels. But now, fashion sense will also be included.

Go shopping for kids clothes, and a pattern emerges — and it's not just the pink overload in the girls' section. I'm talking about words, specifically those used on young girls' clothing versus what you see on boys' stuff. It's not pretty.

In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to you, dear readers, for insight.

I'm surprised there are professional women athletes at all. It's shocking, really, given the way we treat little girls.

In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to you, dear readers, for insight.

In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to you, dear readers, for insight.

In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to you, dear readers, for insight.

In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to you, dear readers, for insight.

In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to you, dear readers, for insight.

In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to you, dear readers, for insight.

In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to you, dear readers, for insight.

In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to you, dear readers, for insight.

In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to you, dear readers, for insight.

In our Daddy Issues series, a father of a young daughter seeks guidance, hoping to raise a strong woman. He looks to you, dear readers, for insight.