Bet you terrestrial-centric bigots didn't realize it, but today just so happens to be Fish Amnesty Day, which is billed as "a day to recognize fish as living animals with rights and in need of protection just the same as other vertebrates.”
I've enjoyed spending Memorial Day with all of you, but now it's time for me and my bestie to knock back some more vodka lemonade and rehash Bridesmaids. Be safe, have fun, and consider trying a Gardenburger! And if you have some time in between courses, come hang out here in the comments.
Isabella Rossellini is here to explain something very important about duck vaginas. They're twisty inside! And if a male duck who doesn't meet with the female's approval forces himself upon her, her vagina can iris shut to thwart the prick.