I like to give John McCain the benefit of the doubt when it's clear he's making a joke. (Like about how he stopped…
So America is 232 and Jesse Helms is dead at 86. Helms was, so you know, "not the least bit racist" - it says so…
Welcome to the Not Fucking Long Enough weekend, readers. If you don't feel as gross as these bacon cheese glazed…
Today's evidence the economy is going straight to the Inferno: 600 Starbucks stores are closing, which will leave a…
Hola, patriots! We have a treat for you today at Crappy Hour: we read two really long stories for you, Gail Sheehy's…
Moe is on the (supposedly) WiFi-enabled bus from Virginia, taking in the greatness of America (or at least that…
Meet David Addington, Dick Cheney's Dick Cheney, the dark force behind the dark force behind the defenestration of…
Yo citizens! North Korea was just about to celebrate its 20th anniversary on our State Sponsors Of Terrorism list…
There are two kinds of good things in this world, according to my friend Don. There are the Irrefutables, and then,…
"Even if you never met him, you know this guy. He's the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a…
Behold 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. And note the Ashlee Simpsonesque transformation of his nose. Maybe…
Yesterday while Crappy Hour was in progress Barack Obama totally sold out the like MAJOR ISSUE OF HIS WHOLE…
So Big Oil is finally going to get some payback for its tireless efforts promoting that disastrous invasion of The…
Sometimes it happens that your friends are all too busy to talk. Moe's on her way to the airport and Spencer Attack…
God, where to begin today. Maybe with the fact that while your mortgage payment was tripling, Goldman Sachs's…
It was a bittersweet Father's Day, what with the untimely death of Tim Russert, who always reminded me of my own…
Moe is stuck in bureaucratic hell this morning, so who in the world am I going to call at 9:30 to help me write…
Oh, this will warm your heart: Fox News has dubbed Michelle Obama Barack's "Baby Mama." See, because "baby mama" is…
Okay, I realize I'm taking a wild gamble here, but this is Mike Bibby. Of all the dreamboats on the 2002 Sacramento…
Oh, John. Back in 2000, you were a Maverick, almost Tom Cruise-like, with your rakish smile and your willingness to…