Why the long face, SJP? Perhaps you're confused, like us, about the pain-killer-induced art direction which resulted…
We were SUPER scared when we saw the cover of this month's Cosmo. Not because that perfectly-centered pendant on…
It's officially Summer in the world of women's magazines! Are you as excited as we are for the massive amount of…
Yes! The June Glamour is here, and, once again, it is full of useless features, like the reader-generated list of…
You just CAN'T LOOK AWAY, can you folks? The May Vogue is ...just...that...breathtaking. A staggering work of backbre…
Oh, Tina Fey, what have you done to yourself? I've seen you on 30 Rock, I know you have all your teeth and a scar on…
Fergie! Why hello dear, you've been on an awful lot of our magazine covers lately! Is it because, being a former…
Oh goody it's the Cosmo "Sexy Issue"! We've been waiting all year for Cosmo to finally address the underexplored…
After writing cover lines that boasted "sexy sex" and "erotic sex", perhaps Cosmo realized it needed a little help in the header department and so asked its readers to mock up Cosmo covers of their own. And...wow. Just, wow. Cover line highlights include: "real life heroin: women who have been to hell and back," "Your… Read more
Glamour editrix Cindi Leive was speaking at the Magazine Publishers of America's 2008 Retail Conference earlier this week, and she attributed some of the success of her magazine to its "upbeat" and "positive" message. "[Our] headlines don't talk down or blame or accuse women," she said. "Most are complimentary and… Read more
It's time for ELLE's annual "intelligent women" issue! Thing is, the only examples of "intelligence" the magazine…
So many glossy new April magazines! Don't you wish you knew which ones to buy? Well, none of them! Because we read…
It's time again for Cover Lies, wherein Cheryl and Maria rewrite the cover lines of major mass-market women's…
Welcome back to Cover Lies, where we rewrite the covers of major women's magazines to more accurately reflect what's…
NUMBERSSSS! Why all the GIGANTIC MEANINGLESS NUMBERS, women's magazines of the world? A theory: it's a…
Today the Wall Street Journal ran an interesting piece about how large companies like Johnson & Johnson love the…
Oh Drew, Drew Drew. Who airbrushed this picture of you? Because it looks like they used the 1976 edition of…
We give lady mags a lot of crap for saying the same thing over and over over again again etc. ad infinity whatevs.…
Confession: writing cover lines is tough. This month there was plenty to love in Marie Claire, but like all…
Yay! We are back with more Cover Lies! This month, Cosmo achieved the impossible. It made the slang term…