Shit, Cosmo Says on New Cover
The trend of women's magazines using curse words on their covers continues: Cosmopolitan's January cover screams "52…
Sarah Palin Declares She Can Win on Newsweek Cover
Next week's Newsweek cover features a smug-looking workout clothes-clad Sarah Palin standing majestically in front of…
Megan Fox Hates Everything In Allure
The June issue of Allure is all about you, dear reader. You, and the self-diagnosed OCD sufferer, mommy-figure, nerdy…
June Vogue: Escape From Wintour Island
It's summer, which means Vogue has launched their annual "escape" issue. What, you didn't know that June was all about…
Marie Claire: Stale SATC Quotes & Fat-Freezing
The June 2010 issue of Marie Claire edges into Tiger Beat territory with a special fold-out of the Sex And The City…
Cosmo: "Sex-Rays" & MRI Machine Love Making
Cosmo editors often recommend sexual activities that could send a person to the hospital, and now we know why. The June…
May Allure: Why You Should Wear Makeup In Prison
This month in Allure, a writer describes how being incarcerated taught her some life lessons — about the importance of…
May Glamour: For A Flatter Belly, Cut Back On Breathing
According to May's Glamour, you're "irresistible" to your guy when you blow him while watching TV — just don't swallow,…
Cosmo: Buy Your Boyfriend Lucky Underwear, And Other Bad Romance Tips
It seems this month Cosmo's editors were on a mission to out-weird Lady Gaga by forcing her into a matronly girdle and…
April Glamour: Real Men Don't Say "Fun Bits"
Spring is in the air, which means it's time for Glamour to "interview" "guys" about "sex." Here's what the ladymag's…
March Vogue: Spring Into Some Beige Pajamas
Spring is coming, and March Vogue celebrates with vibrant floral colors — like beige, ecru, and taupe.
September Issue Reveals The Vogue Cover Lies Creative Process
This clip from the September Issue's DVD bonus footage perhaps explains why Vogue cover lies are always so, well, daft.…
Allure Readers Still Wonder What "Chicken Of The Sea" Is
In the March issue of Allure, Jessica Simpson reveals filming her docuseries The Price of Beauty has given her more…
So Cute! Glamour Gives Posh A Glamectomy
Ladymag celebrity profiles usually take one of two routes: either the star is so amazing that no one could ever…
Elle's 'Modern Love' Issue Not So Lovable
The February Elle 'Modern Love' issue has been out for two weeks, but we just couldn't bring ourselves to read it until…
Glamour Pees On Motorcycle, Tells You It's Raining
Glamour editors must think their readers are pretty dumb. From how to wash your face to what men are thinking, we…
Vogue: Jessica Biel Makes Us Feel Good About Ourselves
In an odd reversal of its usual aspirational bent, February Vogue has chosen to present cover girl Jessica Biel in the…
Tina Fey To Get The Vogue Treatment
Vogue will feature Tina Fey on a spring cover. Let us now pray, obviously in vain, that they will not get Mario Testino…
February Marie Claire Reveals Secret Horror Known As "Aging"
There's a lot of scary shit in this month's Marie Claire, like an enormous blood-red flower blossoming from a pair of…
Cosmo: Rules (And Balls) Are Made To Be Broken
Have you and your man ever enjoyed a vegetarian meal or shopped together? According to Cosmo, you might as well cut off…