If you live in a place like New York City where temperatures are over 90 degrees and humidity is set on “fuck...,” that means you probably stepped outside this morning and immejiately felt as if your body had been shrunken down and inserted atop the tongue of a person with deathly hot stank breath.
Look at this metaphor for our lives in the form of a cute puppy video.
Let all your friends know: Corgi vs Warhead is the new Baby vs Lemon. Mini, the ever inquisitive Corgi seems to have just found a foreign substance of dubious and sour nature on the ground and would just like to warn everyone of that fact. Is it delicious? Or is it dangerous? Well don't ask Mini—she most…
Nothing caps off a long workweek quite like a corgi in the midst of an embarrassing physical mishap. So here is a good one, in all of its resplendence, with the charming backdrop of a rustic campsite. There's nothing like the majestic canine back in the wilds from which it came — that's precisely why Henry David…
A corgi thespian performing in the West End play The Audience has been fired and replaced with a younger, more pliant corgi after refusing to obey the command of co-star Helen Mirren.
Oh, hello, Tiny Corgi. I see you on your hero's journey. We all have a metaphorical tennis ball in our lives: one that enraptures and terrifies us, one that forces us to lock horns with ourselves but ultimately come out better. Stronger. Fuck that tennis ball up for US ALL, Tiny Corgi. Then—and only then—will you…
YAY! Friday. Time to put on pajamas and watch Mae West movies. Also time to gaze upon a bunny and a corgi. And other cute stuff! Below, feel free to post bunny videos, corgi gifs, your own pet pix, or whatever you've got that makes you squee. Happy Friday! (Image via Daily Bunny.)
One Corgi. One kitten. Best friends cuddling, napping. All is right with the world. And for one minute and twenty-seven seconds, every corner of the universe is ephemerally lit. Voldemort is defeated. Kim Kardashian, if you're watching: this is a great argument against that Israel-Palestine thing you're so worried…
Animals tend to play with their food because they're rude beasts, bestowed neither manners nor dexterous hands by the, quite frankly, prankster deity in charge of making animals. It's fine, though, because when animals play with their food, it tends to be adorable, as it is with this squat-legged corgi, which does a…
It doesn't seem especially productive for this corgi's owner to encourage this sort of doorstop mania, but, then again, look how cute! Animals being perplexed by ordinary household objects should be its own class at film schools across this country.
There comes a point when "squee," so oft repeated, loses some of its punch. This, fortunately, is not that time because this corgi puppy is adorably rolly-polly, never mind that it may one day turn into a vicious mauler of royal terriers.
There are moments during the short span of this video that you might find yourself thinking, "Those puppies are dead — this is horrible." Then one of them twitches its little snout and you're all, "Whew, that was close." Then the puppies are sarcophagus-still again and you think maybe you imagined that snout-twitch.…
It's August, which means lots of depressing back-to-school commercials featuring child actors tasked with the impossible — pretending to be stoked about getting new Lisa Frank school folders (actually, that sounds pretty exciting). The corgi in this video looks like it's having a really adorable time, but there's a…
Nothin' to see here, folks. It's just Corbin the Corgi enjoying a nice casual vacuuming.
Joe writes: "My wife Robin is a loyal fan and reader of Jezebel, literally, since I've known her. We have an almost 4 year old Corgi and really enjoyed the breed's rise to prominence on Jezebel. We wanted to share with you some pics and video for your viewing pleasure and possible sharing of our little guy, Jasper,…
Two adorable fluffy little ducks have decided that an equally adorable stumpy legged corgi is their mother. My heart is microwaved with joy, my ovaries marinating in misplaced maternal instinct.
[Michele writes: "This is a picture of my dog, Jake (nickname: Poopala), in front my new gallery wrapped canvas portrait of him. As you can see from the photo, it is clear why the Welsh Corgi topped this year's March Madness tournament. ;-) The Poopala is 7 years old and enjoys short walks and long snuggles." Image…
This is it. The day we've been waiting for. We started this war with 16 supercute kitties and 16 precious puppies. Now, brave warriors — Tiger! Pit Bull! Tabby! MUTT!!! — lie fallen on the bloodied fields. Only two critters remain: Tuxedo and Corgi. One cat. One dog. And there can only be one winner. We must declare,…
It's been a rough day, capping off a very tough week, so consider this an extended version of our usual TGIF cute animal picture.
["This is my Izzaboo (Elizabeth "Izzy" Marzipan Harris). She is the best! I love her infinitely. Corgi love, Bethany." Image via the Jezebel mailbox. Submissions welcome!]
