1:40 PM

Attention D.C. Jezebels: Your monthly excuse to drink too much in the middle of the week and meet people you "know" is occurring tonight starting at 7:00 p.m. at the FAB Lounge (2022 Florida Ave, NW). Fair warning: intolerance and intolerants should be left at home since FAB tends to cater to more of a Sapphic crowd.

4:55 PM

Heads up, Seattle Jezebels! Meet your almost-no-longer-anonymous local Jezebels tonight at 7 p.m. at the Nitelite (1926 2nd Ave, same block as the Moore Theatre). If you're having a meet-up in the future, e-mail us the day before and let us know! (And yes, there's also a New York drink thing tonight.)