In a Blatant Attack Against Rum, Coca-Cola Launches Alcoholic Beverage
Know your place, Coke. You’re a mixer.
Vanderpump Rules' Tom Sandoval 'Does' Mad Coke in Video for 'I Do Coke'
Tom Sandoval, of Vanderpump Rules fame, has put his considerable acting and hair-flipping skills to use in the newly…
Pepsi Is Launching a Stevia-Sweetened New Cola
With Americans increasingly skeptical of high-fructose corn syrup and artificial sweeteners alike, what's a soda…
Woman Attempts to Smuggle Cocaine Hidden Inside Her Breast Implants
A Venezuelan woman was arrested at Madrid airport after it was discovered that she was carrying 1.7kg—about 3.75lb—of…
Man Proposes to Girlfriend With Coke Bottles and Lots of Sugar
Today’s trend in marriage proposals; say it with soda. A man named Donnie McGilvray asked for his girlfriend’s hand in…
New Diet Coke Slogan Is About Drugs, Say Cool People Who Are Not Narcs
Apparently, Diet Coke's new ad campaign: "You're on!" is drawing fire for being a terribly irresponsible and naughty…
British Woman Was Drinking 50 Diet Cokes a Day and Tripping Balls
It's easy to make fun of the Daily Mail, but those of us who indulge in the practice often forget about paper's…
Soda Drinkers, the FDA Is Coming for Your Caramel Coloring
Even though a health risk has never been found before, the FDA is conducting a study regarding the safety of caramel…
Nigella Lawson Has Been Coked Out of Her Mind for a Decade, Allegedly
Super sexy gourmand Nigella Lawson is entangled in a legal mess involving her ex-husband and two former longtime…
Cocaine May Increase Risk for HIV
Cocaine could make people more susceptible to contracting HIV, according to a new study. Without reading it, I'm…
New Ad Says Drinking Coca Cola Is Part of a 'Healthy Lifestyle'
A new ad for Coca Cola advises drinking the brown flavored bubbly corn syrup water isn't unhealthy at all — instead,…
Coke Zero: The Beverage of Pathetic Men Everywhere
Guys, are you a sad sack piece of crap with delusions about your looks, talent, and abilities who can't be counted on…
'Honest' Version of Coca Cola's Anti-Obesity Ad Is Actually a Scary Truth Bomb
Here's the new Coca-Cola commercial, in which the brand brags about all it's doing to help people consume fewer…
New Coca-Cola Ads Mention Obesity, But Still Insist Coca-Cola Has 'Happy' Calories
Coca-Cola is the world's number one beverage company, and known for ad campaigns that equate soft drinks with joy. From…
New Soda Machines Will Yell at You About Calories
In an effort to educate consumers about the stark realities of carbonated syrup, soda giants are rolling out new…
Bottoms Up: Turns Out There's Actually Alcohol in Your Soda
We've been hearing so much lately about how terrible soda is. It contains all kinds of crazy chemicals and also a…
Woman Buys a Box of Tampons, Discovers They Come with Free Cocaine
Boxes of tampons aren't usually like Cracker Jacks, where you expect to find a prize inside. But one woman in Utah…
Woman Drinks Two Gallons of Coca-Cola a Day, Dies
A 30-year-old New Zealand "Coca-Cola addict" suffered a heart attack and died, due to insufficient potassium and…
Female Addicts Crave Coke When They're Stressed
A new study shows that coke addiction might look different depending on the gender of the addict. While ladies are more…
Some Idiot Ships 30 Pounds of Cocaine to the UN Building
Somewhere there is a drug dealer who is really pissed that 30 pounds of his choice coke has gone missing. But if he…