If you feel like you've been trapped for months deep within the boring recesses of non-sexiness, you're in luck. There's a light at the end of the tunnel!
Chilean miner Yonni Barrios' wife learned he'd had a mistress when she met her at a vigil for the trapped men. Barrios asked for both of them to be there when he was rescued. He only got half his wish.
The wife of Ariel Ticona, one of the 33 miners trapped underground in Chile, has given birth to their third child. Though they planned to call the girl Carolina, she has been named Esperenza, which is Spanish for "Hope."
As though the Chilean miners trapped underground for weeks needed more to worry about, their personal lives just got complicated — apparently their wives and mistresses are fighting it out on the surface.