It's Been 1 Year Since 'The Dress' Ruined My Life
I can’t believe it’s been a whole year.
The Primal Satisfaction of Watching Carrie Redux
Carrie is a movie that already exists, starring John Travolta, a pig, tampons, and Sissy Spacek's rolling horse eyes.…
The Horror of Coming of Age: Films Subverting the Teen Girl Experience
Growing up can be a bit of a bloodbath for everyone, regardless of gender. And when it comes to how the actual gory…
The Cinderella/Carrie Mashup Makes Perfect, Terrifying Sense
Disney's Cinderella takes a turn for the (even more) sinister when it's cut over audio from the new Carrie trailer.…
Prankster With Fake Telekinetic Powers Freaks Out Entire Coffee Shop
Patrons at S'nice in the West Village recently received a side of HOLY CRAP WTF with their delicious vegan cupcake and…
The @SATC3quel Account Nails Carrie’s Voice Over
One of the biggest problems with Sex and the City 2 was that it sucked. It contained a single good Lawrence of my…
Sex and the City Was Actually a Great Show, You Know.
I unceremoniously dumped Sex and the City after I saw the inaugural movie while studying abroad in Buenos Aires. I had…
The New Version of Carrie Actually Looks Pretty Fucking Scary
I'm actually starting to get excited about the new Carrie, guys. It's directed by Kimberly Peirce (Boys Don't Cry, Sto…
She's Covered in Blood and Shit Is on Fire: The Carrie Trailer Is Here
The film won't hit theaters until March of 2013, but the trailer for the remake of Carrie — based on the 1974 novel…
The Carrie Remake Will Probably Bully You Into Seeing It
When news broke that the powers-that-be in Hollywood were remaking Carrie, maybe you greeted the news with a…
Asshole Teens Vote Girl to Homecoming Court as a Joke, Proving We've Learned Nothing from Carrie
A Michigan town is warming the heart-cockles of light news readers everywhere today, as the citizenry of Saginaw rally…
Julianne Moore is Set to Become the Most Terrifying Mother in Cinematic History
Finally! After months of mental prick and clit teasing, Julianne Moore has finally, officially, signed on to play the…
Chloe Moretz Is Your New Carrie, But Will She Remember to 'Plug It Up'?
They're remaking Carrie. Is this news to you? I guess it shouldn't be — Hollywood is full of dummies making remakes…
It's Still Not Okay for Ladies to Get Angry
Every lady who has ever cried in the middle of an argument or been told to "calm down" after raising her voice knows…
Gloria Allred Puts Pee-Flinging Mean Girls on Trial
Gloria Allred, who apparently has a whole show wherein shut-ins watch her Dispense Justice on the teevee, took on a…
Some Unsolicited Casting Suggestions For The Carrie Remake
Comic writer Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa — who has written for Big Love, Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark and worked on the…
Michael Lohan's Failed Attempt To Visit Lindsay In Rehab
- Michael Lohan reportedly tried to visit Lindsay Lohan in rehab, but security guards at the Betty Ford Center turned him…
Are "Strange Girls" The New Manic Pixies?
In a review of Uninvited, a new horror movie opening this Friday, New York Times writer and culture critic Terrence…
On the heels of Tracie's collection of castration scenes comes this Onion A.V. Club post on 22 films about vengeful…