Uuuuuuuuuuugh, whyyyyyyyyyyy? Why can't anything just be FOREVER like in the MOVIES? Why can't movie stars just stay in…

Petra Ecclestone (daughter of British billionaire and Formula One bigwig Bernie Ecclestone) is getting married in…

• According to TMZ, Tila Tequila is set to join the next cast of Celebrity Rehab for an unspecified addiction, though the…

Candy Spelling, having taken a break from the internet after using it to publicly humiliate her daughter, is back, and…

• "Simon has that naughty look in his eye. He isn't my type, but he is so charismatic and charming and the ladies go for…

• Lindsay Lohan has returned from India!

• Angelina Jolie has a "secret family" she's "kept hidden for years."

• We should have seen this coming: Lindsay Lohan and John Mayer were spotted sharing a table and dancing together at a…

• Timbaland recorded a song with Chris Brown for his upcoming album, but now he's removed Chris' vocals from the track.…

• Mel Gibson's pregnant girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva says she wants the public to get to know her (now that she has an…

• Jennifer Lopez "threw a fit" when guests were late to her 40th birthday bash:

• Though Jon Gosselin's rumored new girlfriend, Kate Major, left her job at Star due to "falling for" the father of Plus…

• The Pennsylvania Department of Labor is investigating whether Jon and Kate Plus 8 is complying with child labor laws. A…

• Rihanna will be subpoenaed to testify at a preliminary hearing on June 22 to determine if there is enough evidence to…

• The National Enquirer claims that Mel Gibson sat his kids down and informed them that his Russian girlfriend, Oksana…

Jodie Sweetin, AKA Stephanie Tanner from Full House, graces this week's People talking about her journey from meth to…

• Alpha Girl Next Door Holly Madison to make the octogenarispawn of Hef. [Rush & Molloy]
  

• Now that she's blazed a trail through young Hollywood's most eligible male heirs, club-happy Lindsay Lohan may be…