Saturday night at the Screen Actors Guild Awards, things were hit and miss on the red carpet. There were ensembles…

Any A-lister who signs on to do a turn on Glee should clench their buttcheeks in preparation for the über-diva…

Oprah Winfrey, Doyenne of Daytime, Queen Of Everything, is entangled in a bitter feud with her stepmother Barbara…

• Apparently Madonna's 52nd birthday party over the weekend — which cost $100,00 — was incredibly dull.

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• Matthew McConaughey and his wife, Camilla Alves, welcomed their second child yesterday, a daughter named Vida Alves…

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Holy Jebus, Matthew McConaughey's girlfriend Camilla Alves was in labor for 60 hours with their new son, Levi. Alves…

• Drew Barrymore and Justin Long: Dunzo. Sigh. They seemed so ridiculously happy, didn't they? They've been together…

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Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where we parse tabloid punditry so you don't have to. This week marked a slight…

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Last night marked the opening of the newly remodeled Fendi store in Beverly Hills. Which means some celebs turned up…