Much like Mr. Burt Reynolds in the 1984 classic film Cannonball Run II, I too must be travelling on.
CALLIE BEUSMAN LOVES ME.
UPDATE! Midnight, 9/5: 59 SIGNATURES!!! ALMOST THERE! HOW POETIC IS THIS YOU GUISE? It is literally 9/5 and we are SO CLOSE away from achieving our goal! In recognition of your hard work, here is Dolly singing '9 to 5' (there is a possibility we could incorporate this into the '50 Shades of Grey Movie,' fyi.) BUT…