Jezebel's 2020 Unity Tickets
On Tuesday, someone over at Politico tried to convince the American people that Joe Biden should “run on a unity…
Were You Invited to Gwyneth Paltrow's Wedding This Weekend?
Congratulations are in order for Gwyneth Paltrow and her fiancé Brad Falchuck, as they are reportedly getting married…
Fuck, MoviePass Is Implementing Surge Pricing
2018 hasn’t really taught me lessons so much as affirmed every one of my cynicisms, however I must admit I’ve learned…
When Iggy Azalea Met the Hollywood Medium, Nightmares Collided
No offense to all the dead people out there, but you all have some washed-up friends. That’s at least what the evidence…
West Virginia Governor Unveils Literal Bull Shit During Budget Veto
West Virginia Gov. Jim Justice did not like the new budget Republican-led legislature placed on his desk. So much so…
Naturally, A Woman's Dead Father Helps Her Lose Weight (via the Hollywood Medium)
In a crass bit of crossover E! programming, giddy ghoul Tyler Henry (of Hollywood Medium and noted author) stopped by…
Hollywood Medium Stuns Larry Birkhead With Googleable Anna Nicole Smith Facts
During the last few years of her life, Anna Nicole Smith ran her legacy into the ground and then rolled around on it…
Hand Dryers Are Germ-Flinging Bullshit
The world can be divided into people who prefer paper towels in public bathrooms and those who prefer air dryers, and a…
Kentucky Tries Again to Pass a Law Mandating Pre-Abortion Ultrasounds, But This Time It Might Work
A Kentucky Senate committee has just approved a bill that would require women seeking an abortion to be shown an…
In E!'s Hollywood Medium, a 20-Year-Old Bullshits His Way Into the Homes of Celebrities
Early in the first episode of E!’s Hollywood Medium, while being driven around Los Angeles by his mother, Tyler Henry sa…
Those Giant Willy Wonka Ass Milkshakes Are Bullshit
“New York City Is Going Crazy Over These Insane Next-Level Milkshakes,” proclaims a BuzzFeed post posted yesterday,…
When a Magazine Only Wants You If You're Willing to Pose Nude
I’ve been an actress since age 13. You might be familiar with me from the TV show Neighbours, or from my current role…
Warning, Austin: Your Female City Councilors Will Talk a Lot, Hate Math
The Austin American-Statesman brings news that the city’s new, majority-female city council is apparently stoking some…
Trans Ex-Employee Files Discrimination Suit Against Barnes & Noble
Victoria Ramirez, a trans woman in Orange County, CA, filed a federal lawsuit against bookseller Barnes & Noble…
The Chive Is Sorry for Using Anorexic Woman's Pic in Weight Loss Post
The Chive, who yesterday used a photo of a woman in the depths of anorexia for a post on "amazing" weight loss…
Crisis Pregnancy Center Worker Told a Woman Her IUD Was 'Your Baby'
A new investigation from NARAL Pro-Choice California finds that—surprise!—crisis pregnancy centers are still lying to…
New Bruce Jenner Transgender Reality Show Is Probably Bullshit
Okay, guys, Bruce Jenner speculation has officially become Too Much™ now that there are rumors of a Jenner/Kardashian E!…
"No Make-up" Least of Video's Lies
There is certainly a surprising transformation going on here; no one can deny that.
Yes, Cards Against Humanity Made $180,000 Selling Boxes of Shit [UPDATE]
If you're trying to spend your holiday season rediscovering your faith in humanity, it's probably best that you not…