How Much Shit Will We Eat?
Before you ask yourself, “Why is the president feeding us so much bullshit?” ask, “How much bullshit am I willing to eat?”
West Virginia Governor Unveils Literal Bull Shit During Budget Veto
West Virginia Gov. Jim Justice did not like the new budget Republican-led legislature placed on his desk. So much so that Justice unveiled a pile of literal bull shit (or so it appears to be, I can’t smell it, thank god) to make his point as he vetoed the bill at the state capitol on Thursday.
Science: CEOs Are Such Bullshit
“CEO” is a term for someone who is paid more money than you because they are able to project a large degree of confidence about their wrong ideas. Don’t take my word for it—it’s science!
Naturally, A Woman's Dead Father Helps Her Lose Weight (via the Hollywood Medium)
In a crass bit of crossover E! programming, giddy ghoul Tyler Henry (of Hollywood Medium and noted author) stopped by last night’s episode of Revenge Body with Khloe Kardashian. And so, in a veritable constellation of scams, a towheaded lad who pretends to communicate with celebrities’ loved ones hopped aboard a show…
Hollywood Medium Stuns Larry Birkhead With Googleable Anna Nicole Smith Facts
During the last few years of her life, Anna Nicole Smith ran her legacy into the ground and then rolled around on it with her dress over her head. And yet somehow the way her memory was treated by the effusively perspiring 20-year-old witch Tyler Henry on last night’s Hollywood Medium was nothing short of effrontery.
Hand Dryers Are Germ-Flinging Bullshit
The world can be divided into people who prefer paper towels in public bathrooms and those who prefer air dryers, and a study published in the Journal of Applied Microbiology suggests science is on the side of towel devotees: Researchers demonstrated that Dyson jet air dryers can fling germs as far as 10 feet from the…
Kentucky Tries Again to Pass a Law Mandating Pre-Abortion Ultrasounds, But This Time It Might Work
A Kentucky Senate committee has just approved a bill that would require women seeking an abortion to be shown an ultrasound first. This is roughly the one millionth time Kentucky Republicans have tried to pass this piece of legislation, but this year, they might actually succeed, because Kentucky Democrats aren’t…
In E!'s Hollywood Medium, a 20-Year-Old Bullshits His Way Into the Homes of Celebrities
Early in the first episode of E!’s Hollywood Medium, while being driven around Los Angeles by his mother, Tyler Henry says, “I woke up this morning, and there was a grandmother coming through really strongly. She was adorable.” Even though the adorable old woman was adorably dead at the time, after hearing the news,…
Those Giant Willy Wonka Ass Milkshakes Are Bullshit
“New York City Is Going Crazy Over These Insane Next-Level Milkshakes,” proclaims a BuzzFeed post posted yesterday, which already has over a million views. I too am going crazy over these milkshakes, because they are abominable. They are the Melania Trump of food options and they are so extra I want to die.
When a Magazine Only Wants You If You're Willing to Pose Nude
I’ve been an actress since age 13. You might be familiar with me from the TV show Neighbours, or from my current role on the CW’s Reign. But after a recent run-in with a crooked magazine editor, you might be familiar with me instead as an attention-seeking, hysterical lady human who endlessly cheapens feminism by…
Warning, Austin: Your Female City Councilors Will Talk a Lot, Hate Math
The Austin American-Statesman brings news that the city’s new, majority-female city council is apparently stoking some anxiety: city employees were recently treated to a very special training on how to deal with lady legislators. To wit: women talk a lot, and they’re really bad at math.
Trans Ex-Employee Files Discrimination Suit Against Barnes & Noble
Victoria Ramirez, a trans woman in Orange County, CA, filed a federal lawsuit against bookseller Barnes & Noble alleging that she was fired after telling her manager about her transition.
The Chive Is Sorry for Using Anorexic Woman's Pic in Weight Loss Post
The Chive, who yesterday used a photo of a woman in the depths of anorexia for a post on "amazing" weight loss transformations, has apologized to the woman. Kinda. An apology that's like, "Woah, how did that picture get in there? We guess we'll never know!"
Crisis Pregnancy Center Worker Told a Woman Her IUD Was 'Your Baby'
A new investigation from NARAL Pro-Choice California finds that—surprise!—crisis pregnancy centers are still lying to women, delivering their trademark mixture of shame, guilt, misinformation and outright lies to persuade them not to have abortions. An undercover NARAL worker was told by a CPC employee that her IUD,…
New Bruce Jenner Transgender Reality Show Is Probably Bullshit
Okay, guys, Bruce Jenner speculation has officially become Too Much™ now that there are rumors of a Jenner/Kardashian E! network reality show documenting Bruce's transition from male to female. This is peak bullshit capacity, folks. We have jumped the fucking shark, and that shark is the size of Jaws. We're going to…
"No Make-up" Least of Video's Lies
There is certainly a surprising transformation going on here; no one can deny that.
Yes, Cards Against Humanity Made $180,000 Selling Boxes of Shit [UPDATE]
If you're trying to spend your holiday season rediscovering your faith in humanity, it's probably best that you not think about how 30,000 people collectively spent $180,000 buying actual boxes of shit from a card game company.
Christ, Michelle Duggar's Transphobic Robocall Actually Worked
The arc of history bends towards justice, or so we say. Yet, every so often, we totally lose ground to reactionary, bigoted curmudgeons who work tirelessly to roll back any progress we make on social justice issues. Unfortunately, today is one of those days. Michelle Duggar's transphobic robocall seems to have in part…
Cards Against Humanity Sold Boxes of Shit to Protest Black Friday
To protest the bullshit of the retail holiday known as Black Friday one company literally sold—well, bullshit.
Piers Morgan, Please Leave Us the Fuck Alone. Sincerely, America
Hey Piers. How's London? You know, that place you live now because you lost your job at CNN because nobody in America wanted to hear you talk?
