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A 29-year-old Texas man is suing a penis pill manufacturer, claiming that he took some of their penis pills and then the penis pills broke his penis. TO DEATH. This would be a landmark case, as it would mark the first time a "male enhancement" penis pill purchased at a gas station actually had an effect on a penis.
When a man cheats on his wife it might break more than just her heart—it might also break his penis. Yes, a new study has found that having sex outside your marriage increases your chance of having a penile fracture AKA a broken dick. It's tempting to think of this as some sort of sweet revenge offered up by Mother…