Cristiano Ronaldo Heats Up A Billboard Near You; Italian Prince Overshares About Kate Moss
"I'm A Girl Who Comes Too Fast"
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That Bites
Yes, the second Steve & Barry's bankruptcy filing is devastating to the thousands of people employed by the retail chain, but more important: What of Sarah Jessica Parker's "Bitten" line?! This high-profile low-end credit-crunch casualty is likely to land on its feet. Says SJP: “We have a lot of home offers." While…
Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0
The New Old Navy: Better Than Bitten
Old Navy wants to be less, well, "old". Which is why the trailer is re-launching and re-imaging itself as a younger and hipper (while still affordable) brand with the debut of something called the "Urban Explorer" line. (Did they not say "safari" because that has weird colonialist connotations?) And while Old Navy…
Lauren Conrad Collection: Ugly, Overpriced, Simply Outrageous
Once again, Lauren Conrad "triumphs" over Heidi Montag. While Heidi's "working" in fashion as the "face" of Anchor Blue (for the more "mature" slutty tween!), Lauren is actually "designing" her own clothes. Only her designs are a little...meh. Ok, they're actually a lot "meh": The Spring 2008 looks of the Lauren…
Sarah Jessica Parker: Probably Not Wearing Bitten
[New York, January 7. Image via INF]
Sarah Jessica Parker Hates Samantha Jones, Jess Seinfeld; Doesn't Mind Streep's Kid
Ok, so some gays sat next to Sarah Jessica Parker and her gays at a restaurant in New York the other day during lunch time. They learned the following things:
Ashley Judd To Design Cheap Clothing Line, Burberry Targets Renaissance Faire Demographic
Ashley Judd is designing an el cheapo clothing line a la Sarah Jessica Parker. The lucky recipient of this collection: The clothing chain Goody's. Which makes sense in the "paradigmatic" sense until you're like, wait a second, Ashley Judd? Who the fuck ever paid attention to her outfits? Does simultaneously belonging…
Ralph Lauren Marks D-Day With Lobster, Cologne
My Existential Sarah Jessica Parker Crisis
When we first caught wind, way back before anyone was actually reading this, of Sarah Jessica Parker's first-ever clothing line and its unexpected taking up of residence at the beyond-classy Steve & Barry's discount sport shop, we were thrilled. Such material! She of the mortgage-priced shoe collection! A poster girl…
Everyone Can Bite Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah Jessica Parker, Oprah, New BFFs
Forget those rumors about Oprah and Gayle King — we're beginning to suspect that there's something going on between Oprah and Sarah Jessica Parker. First SJP gave Oprah the exclusive (well on TV) of her (boring! cheap!) Bitten apparel line, and now Oprah has anointed Parker guest editor of the July issue of O: The…
Sarah Jessica Parker's Bad Taste, Big Humility
In an advance look at an upcoming interview with June cover girl Sarah Jessica Parker, Glamour magazine has released images of SJP in her bargain-bin Bitten line of apparel, and illustrates just how earnest the actress can be when stripped of her beloved Blahniks:
"Elle"'s Gilles Bensimon Confesses To Poor Management Skills
Sarah Jessica Parker Versus The Woman Who Made Her
Sarah Jessica Parker's forthcoming clothing line Bitten has garnered press primarily for its exclusive with "wallet-friendly" chain Steve and Barry's and its uninspired design. Now the plot thickens with news that Sex and the City costume designer Patricia Field is designing her own line for British chain ASOS.
