Weird—it seems that our birthday ritual of breathing all over a sheet cake and then feeding it to our dearest friends might not be totally sanitary.
Okay, so we knew Rihanna and Chris Brown were working together on her song "Birthday Cake," but now it turns out that they've also collaborated on Chris Brown's song "Turn Up the Music." They've both just been released for our listening pleasure, if you could call it that, and here they are.
It's time. We've fought for far too long. The Pie vs. Cake War must come to an end! But a winner can't simply be chosen; there must be a battle, and you, dear reader, must decide the champion.