On Second Thought, Tape Is No Replacement for a Swimsuit
Trend alert: say goodbye to those summer nerve endings because swimsuits fashioned from tape are hot hot hot ow.
Let's Make This the Summer of Cute Slutty Tankinis
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…
Help Ellie Find a Cute High-Waisted Bikini
My friend and colleague Ellie presents us with her dilemma:
Undercover Boss CEO Offers Implants, Fires Girl For Not Wearing Bikini
Undercover Boss stooped to depressing new lows on Sunday, airing an episode that featured a CEO offering a woman…
Bikini Coffee Stands at the Center of a Prostitution Ring Scandal
A woman in Washington has been charged with allegedly running a multimillion dollar prostitution ring and money…
American Apparel Flies Philly Bikini Barista to L.A. for Free Bikinis
Remember last week's story about the woman who was kicked out of a Philadelphia public swimming pool (and driven away…
The Strappy Swimsuit Trend Creates the World's Worst Tan Lines
For some reason, swimsuit designers across the board decided to get really "creative" with bikinis and one-pieces this…
Washington's Weird Bikini Barista Culture
This past December I was sitting in a Manhattan restaurant with the rest of the Jezebel ladies for our annual staff…
The 'Evolution' of Sexy: Every Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Ever
Sports Illustrated is celebrating the 50th anniversary of its annual swimsuit issue this year. Here, we examine all 50…
Sorry, Midriff-Lovers: No Bikinis in the Miss World Pageant This Year
When the Miss World pageant began in London in 1951, the winner — Sweden's Kiki Haakonson — was crowned in a two-piece…
NYC Playground Battle: Bikinis vs. Babies
"When is a playground not a playground?" an exasperated blogger recently philosophized. Answer: when college coeds dare…
New 'Pikinis' App Helps Creeps Find Your Bikini Pics With Ease
Just in time for summer: Pikinis is the iPhone app that "automatically finds swimsuit photos on Facebook." Users can…
The Concept of a 'Bikini Body' Is Infuriating Bullshit
It's that time of the year again (in the Northern Hemisphere at least). It's the time when everyone begins to realize…
Beach Report: Bikinis Are Out, Maillots Are in, Wear Whatever the Hell You Feel Best in
According to the fashion forward folks at the New York Post, bikinis are out and one piece swimsuits are in. This is…
How Young Is Too Young for Leopard Print Bikinis?
Elizabeth Hurley is in some hot water after she was accused of sexualizing little girls by having them "strike adult…
Everybody Freak Out: It's a Salvador Dalí Bikini Shoot
Not only does this old-timey black and white bikini shoot feature some surrealist swimwear, but it also features some…
Match Your Bathing Suit to Your Book, Even If You're Plus-Size
Have you seen Matchbook? The site that pairs bikinis with reading material? It's been passed around like wildfire…
U.S. Women’s Volleyball Team Will Continue to Rock Their Bikinis
Despite a new rule that allows female volleyball players to compete in shorts and t-shirts (and thus allow countries…
Get a Slammin' Summer Bikini Bod With These 5 Easy Steps
With summer rapidly approaching, we must also face the onslaught of articles and news segments on the various ways we…
The First Bikini Model, 1946
When Louis Réard was unable to convince Parisian models to wear what we now consider to be a modern-day bikini,…