Sia Becomes a Puppet, Human People Will Crush You, and Bad Bunny Proves His influence

Yes: Human People, “Jenny” - If you’re a sucker for power pop-punk that tends to reject the confines of either guitar genre and places melody above all, Brooklyn’s Human People are for you. “Jenny” is their latest, and it’s hard for me to think of a more righteous lyric this year than: “Don’t touch me/I could crush…

Charli XCX Has a Tame Girl's Night, and DJ Khaled Drops Another Love Actually-Style Video

Nah: Charli XCX, “Girls Night Out” – I’m a Charli AND a SOPHIE Stan (who produced this track) but the “no boys, no boys, no boys!” chorus and overall sound is giving me Sophia Grace flashbacks, by which I mean I’d think I’d sooner hear this on Disney radio than Zane Lowe. Sorry gals! —Hazel Cills

Celine Dion Cavorts With Deadpool, Nicki Minaj Seems Bored, and Bhad Bhabie Does the '50s

I don’t know yet, ask me later: Celine Dion “Ashes” — During one of our rare warm nights last month, someone drove by my Bushwick apartment blasting Celine Dion’s “A New Day,” and I thought, “Hmmm, jam.” I have loved it ever since, after shunning it for more than 15 years. My point is that sometimes Celine will sneak…

I Drove Myself Nuts Trying to Unravel the Mystery of Seemingly Unparented 9-Year-Old Instagram Shit-Talker Lil Tay

Social media stardom is a brutal Darwinistic competition, a craven and utterly shameless battle for space on our screens and in our brains carried out by a phalanx of influencers, thinkfluencers, beauty vloggers, charlatans, health quacks, spiritual phonies, and unhinged vegans. Recently, Lil Tay entered into this…