This is Rosie's Remedy.
This is The Ugly Sweater.
After years of being accused of being a prematurely elderly misanthrope who hates fun and wouldn't dream of rocking/rolling all night and partying ev-er-y day, your endless complaining about the volume of the inside of bars has finally been vindicated. Turns out, it is much too noisy in bars — so noisy, in fact, that…
Women and alcohol? Horrors! Cock-tale of woe, straight-up.