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It Would Be Dope If You Could Rub Fries On Your Head to Cure Baldness

Aimée Lutkin
2/05/18 6:55pm
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Baldness may have a cure, and it can be found in the grease of McDonald’s french fries.

Scientist With Bitchin' Hair Found a Cure for Baldness Using Foreskin

Tracie Egan Morrissey
10/22/13 4:10pm
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Angela Christiano is dead fucking serious about hair. After having suffered from alopecia areata, she was compelled to study baldness. And she may have just discovered a cure for it, using the discarded foreskins from circumcised babies.

Hollywood's Bizarre War Against Baldness Involves Scalp Tattoos

Callie Beusman
10/04/13 1:30pm
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It's well established that Hollywood's all-consuming obsession with having the smooth and wrinkle-free skin of an infant or young child, the luscious pelt of an young otter, and the calculating, bitter heart of a sea witch has birthed scores of bizarre cosmetic surgery procedures. It basically goes without saying…

Science Could Help You Grow A Mink Coat On Your Head

Anna North
12/07/11 5:15pm
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Well, maybe. According to new research, the same process that makes animals grow thicker coats in winter could be used to help cure human baldness. That is, therapies could target not just hair follicles themselves, but tissues around the follicle that could respond to environmental cues. Says study author Dr.…

Korean Court Sensibly Rules That Calling Someone 'Bald' Isn't Defamation

Anna North
11/03/11 6:40pm
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A South Korean man was fined $265 for calling another man "bald" in an online chat session, after "an investigation" revealed that the victim was not bald after all. But the country's Supreme Court has now overturned the conviction, because "the word 'bald head' might have been used to insult the plaintiff, but we…

Warning: Divorce Will Make Your Hair Fall Out

Margaret Hartmann
9/22/11 9:30am
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Here's some news you can use: In a recent study researchers found losing a spouse through either divorce or death is the biggest non-genetic predictor of hair loss for women. It seems the stress causes hair to fall out, so if you want to a full head of luscious locks, be sure not to end your marriage.

Don't Mock Dudes With Hair Plugs

Anna North
6/06/11 6:30pm
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When dudes get hair transplant surgery, should they tell their friends and colleagues? And if so, do they risk being mocked for their "manity?"

Is Baldness On The Path To Extinction?

Sadie Stein
3/24/11 5:30pm
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And if it is, what of the iconic bald men of history and literature? At least, that's what some people are asking.

Eyelash Enhancer Could Help With Baldness

Dodai Stewart
1/11/11 2:15pm
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The prescription serum Latisse is going to be tested on patients with alopecia. For some reason we're picturing lashes on their heads, which surely isn't an option. Right?

Barbers Working Overtime To Sell The Head-Shaving Trend

Margaret Hartmann
7/21/10 6:36pm
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Now that Vogue's approved it, gray hair's over. Then next trend: Baldness. One L.A. barber declares celebs, "Are either shaving the complete head or one side of the head." Just like you've seen on Rihanna, Jada Pinkett Smith, and uh...

Hey, Guys: Ladies Care Far Less About Your Receding Hairline Than You Do

Sadie Stein
6/29/10 7:00pm
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Another day, another infomercial playing on men's hair-loss insecurities. I think it's time we came out and said: this is an industry for men, by men:

Bald Dudes And You: 6 Male Patterns To Discuss

Moe
6/09/08 3:00pm
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Sunday's Page Six Magazine offers up a first-person Balding Dudes and the Bonerkilling Drugs They Take To Stop Balding So They Can Get More Women To Embark Upon Unsatisfying Sex Romps With Them. Of course, by "investigate" I mean "not really," since it's Page Six Magazine and the story is basically that the author,…

Despite What 'Glamour' Editors Say, Wear An Afro... Or Go Bald And Get AIDS

Jennifer
8/24/07 3:30pm
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Black women have got it hard! First Glamour magazine tells them that Afros and dreads are absolutely not okay for the workplace, and now a new study shows that wearing tight braids/cornrows yields extreme hair loss in women:

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