Zayn Malik is 23 years old, which means he’s only about 60 years removed from being an octogenarian, and less than 40 years away from being a SEXagenarian. He’s lived all the life he could possibly live and so it’s time to release a memoir. And we have a juicy excerpt. Here it is. Ready?
Cibele, a new PC game released earlier this week, might just be the most honest game about sex on Steam right now.
There are several recent things in pop culture that have made me unspeakably happy—the addition of Cody to The Bachelorette, the Velveeta Cheese Facebook page (GOOGLE IT), every episode of Cutthroat Kitchen ever—but nothing could possibly make me happier than this news about Neil Patrick Harris's autobiography.
Teenagers come in two varieties: they are either tellers of colorful tall-tales about having, pssst, sex or doing other awesome things that will make people like them, or disarmingly honest truth-tellers who can't abide bullshit and therefore make all the college-age cousins super-uncomfortable at family get…