I have heard that there is a lot of hype around the seventh-ish version of Apple’s telephone. I’m sorry to be so frank, but I don’t understand why every technology website (including Gizmodo) is covering it. Actually, telephones have existed for hundreds of years.
It’s only been a few days since the Apple Watch was released, but there’s already an app designed to make life easier for couples putting together their registry. Meet Zola, an exciting new way to ask your friends and family for that set of candlesticks you’ve always wanted or those 14k gold plates everyone’s just…
The Fart Watch App would’ve transformed the Apple Watch from a needless chunk of metal to a needless chunk of metal that makes fart noises. But Apple, party poopers, won’t let the bros have their fun.
Hello and welcome to Shade Court. I must make an admission, dear readers: Shade Court was difficult this week. Not because of me—I’m brilliant—but because there were far fewer misuses of shade than usual.
There's some Steve Jobs understudy shit going on today, as you've probably seen. Our friends at Gizmodo have a very full and technical explanation of what happened today. But if you don't really care about tech specs and just want to know if this stuff is good or bullshit, we've got something for you.
At today's Apple Live event, which is, as far as I can tell, just a bunch of people getting unnecessarily amped up over a watch, something surprisingly relevant to me happened: HBO debuted a new trailer for season 5 of Game of Thrones.