Internet folk hero Antoine Dodson, most recently seen slow jamming and pissing off his legions of fans by supporting Chik-fil-A, has apparently renounced his homosexuality for religious reasons. Do you hear that? No, it’s not the sound of a rapist crashing through a bedroom window in the Lincoln Park Projects — it’s…

Here's a version of Call Me Maybe, a song conceived in hell and born in strife, performed by every viral video sensation since the beginning of time. Well, kind of performed. It's almost unlistenable and unwatchable but around 2:16 there's a dose of Antoine Dodson that brought back every wonderful and sweet emotion…

Remember Antoine Dodson, he of the "Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife" viral video fame? Well, he's back, with a very serious slow jam called "Lovesick Lullaby," and a low-budget music video featuring someone named Brent Morgan. The whole thing feels very...Ginuwine, but YouTube commenters (internationally-recognized…

His hair looks amazing, his boots are adorable, his "I live!" is to die for. His new single, "Stupid, You So Dumb," drops soon.

It had to be done, right? Looks like the designer of this skillfully designed Dodson gourd was wise enough to keep it safe from porch intruders.

Antoine Dodson has said he wants to use his viral video fame to help other survivors of sexual abuse, which explains why he wrapped that bandanna back around his head to pitch a mobile app mapping sex offenders.

Somebody Antoine Dodson-ized their dog and turned him (or her?) into Antoine Dogson, the ultimate canine defender of women's virtue. Given what we know about dogs, though, it's likely that Dogson is a "bed intruder." But a welcome one, right?

[LAX, October 20. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Antoine Dodson is continuing to own his viral-video fame by selling a "Bed Intruder" costume. In this video, Antoine declares "trick or treat" is out; when neighbors answer the door, "You say, 'Hide yo' kids and hide yo' wife!'"

Paging cultural theorists: A distressed interview a culturally-disenfranchised man gave about his sister's attempted rape became a hit song, and last night we saw him "perform" it at a glittering awards show.

Christine O'Donnell decided she wasn't enough of a meme with her own pronouncements, and borrowed one from a few months ago. Her new ad repurposes Antoine Dodson's words about his sister's attempted rape to discuss taxes and cell phone charges.

There were plenty of reasons to be concerned about the nature of Antoine Dodson's sudden, viral-video-starring fame after the attempted rape of his sister. But now, thanks to their own determination and appeal, there are some reasons to be optimistic.

Antoine Dodson, whose televised rage at his sister's attempted rapist made him an overnight star has wisely set up a YouTube channel and a website — where at least he can profit off his own persona. Ringtone negotiations are in progress.

When WAFF of Huntsville, Alabama arrived at the home of Kelly Dodson last week, their intention was to interview her about her experience with an attempted rapist. Instead, they ended up making a viral star out of her brother, Antoine.