Anthropologie Has Finally Launched Plus Sizes
In a personal attack on my wallet—on payday, no less—Anthropologie has finally, at long last, launched plus sizes. My…
Anthropologie Accused Of Copying a Designer's Earrings After Trying to Lowball Her
A jewelry designer has accused Anthropologie of ripping off a pair of earrings she created—after she’d already declined…
Breaking News: Portland Loves Anthropologie
Urban Outfitters Inc. has been lightweight struggling as of late, losing money over the past few years and returning a…
Anthropologie Accused of Copying Designer They've Collaborated With Before
Forestbound, a small-scale bag and tote company out of Massachusetts, is the latest to feel the sting of a big…
Urban Outfitters Tries to Buy Pizza Chain, Investors Are Blind to Their Delicious Vision
Big college clothing chain Urban Outfitters thought it’d expand and corner its big college consumer market by…
Bargain Alert: This Anthropologie Alpaca Head Is On Sale for $1600, Perfect for Murders
You know that old saying about home decor: love that couch, but where’s the murder mask? So here you go, a stunning…
Wealthy Shoppers Sometimes Feel Entitled to Recreational Shoplifting
Aren’t rich folks entitled to a few law-breaking privileges?
BHLDN-Loving Bridesmaids Are Saving Anthropologie From Itself
Once one of the top stores to buy clothing inspired by field-tromping dutch milkmaids and vintage squares of knotted…
Anthropologie Is Selling a $36 Spool of Twine
As you're planning where to purchase the necessary components to gift wrap all your holiday presents, consider…
Make All the Bears Laugh at You With Anthropologie's $9,000 Tent
Are you an avid indoorsman with $9,000 to spare? Do you want to send a loud and clear message to your fellow campers…
Goldman Sachs Is Confused, Turned Off By Urban Outfitters' Denim Tutu
A hilarious Goldman Sachs analysis of the outlook for hip youth clothing (and sometimes bedbug :( ) purveyor Urban…
Many Clothing Stores Have Zilch for the Average American Woman
Unless you regularly shop for plus-size clothing, you may not realize how fucking hard it is to find plus-size clothing…
Anthropologie's $400 Racist Candlestick No Longer For Sale
Bad news for enthusiasts of offensive retro trinkets: Anthropologie has pulled that $400 racist candlestick and apologiz…
This Crazy Candlestick Is Anthropologie's Most Expensive, Offensive Piece of Shit (Yet)
Just. What? How did? I don't.
Pizza Hut Hawks Unholy Pizza-Scented Fragrance
Pizza Hut is releasing a perfume. Seriously. But if it seems like a joke, it's because that's how this all started. In…
Anthropologie: Holiday Shopping for the People You Hate
Ah, Anthropologie. It's the place you turn to when Urban Outfitters starts to feel too twee and you still can't afford…
What's Wrong With Urban Outfitters?
News of Urban Outfitters C.E.O. Glen Senk's abrupt resignation — he is reportedly heading to jeweler David Yurman,…
Ponder The Class Struggle While Cruising In Your $2,200 Anthropologie Rickshaw
The next time you're in Anthropologie eyeing overpriced twee ensembles, you might want to pick up this limited edition…
Anthropologie Has Really Earned This Parody Blog
I think that scarf needs a "0" on the end of the price, but other than that, they've got this about right. UPDATE: They…
Alleged Scam Rocks Devoted Anthropologie Community
Did an Anthropologie enthusiast create a "personal shopping service" to scam trusting readers out of their money?…