Carson Daly, massive tool, has joined The Today Show, ringing in a self-proclaimed "new era" of the program. He will enroll alongside the other mutants in the X-Academy: Matt Lauer, Savannah Guthrie, Al Roker, Natalie Morales, Hoda Kotb, Willie Geist and Kathie Lee Gifford. While we plebs associate Daly with…
A poised and hella grown-uppish Prince Michael Jackson has landed a job as a special correspondent for Entertainment Tonight, a pretty impressive gig for a 16-year-old although though my impulse is to yell at him to stay the fuck away from show business and go work at the Dairy Queen like a normal teenager because I…
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Hey! It's the Los Angeles Laker's official championship victory party at Club Nokia! So let's all...dress somberly? And invite Kathy Hilton? (And, you know, Nicky and Garcelle and Audrina.) Woot!
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*Inspired by Shirley MacLaine's assertion that the best parts for actresses fall into one of the above categories
