Three-time World Douchebag Champion Tucker Max is reportedly being sued by Duke Law School, his alma mater. Why?

Much as racism evaporated on Election Day 2008, Elena Kagan's confirmation means that women in law need to shut up and stop complaining about discrimination and hostile work environments. That's the actual, no-reduction-necessary argument being made right now.

Say you're not as famous or celebrated as Roman Polanski and you want to sexually assault underage girls without too much trouble. What do you do? If you're Jeffrey Epstein, you're very, very rich, and you hire high-powered attorneys. Voila.

Above The Law gives Elena Kagan's hearings the Us Weekly treatment; readers overwhelmingly preferred Elena Kagan's blue blazer and black shirt to Sonia Sotomayor's. By Day 2 of her hearings, Kagan's already won the battle that counts. [Above The Law]

First M.I.A. tweeted her interviewer's number, then a disgruntled subject put a blogger's contact info on Craigslist Casual Encounters. Is "crowdsourcing revenge" the new way of lashing back at unfavorable coverage?

A female law firm employee is suing the firm because her boss (also female) told her she was "dirty hot" and had "great dick-sucking lips." And Above the Law finds this form of sexual harassment totally hot.

Law blogger David Lat did a courageous thing today and "poked" the sadistic beauty queen law student Kumari Fulbright on Facebook. Hours later, she poked him back. So brave of him! And so friendly of her!! (To think a neighbor is accusing her of having acted "real impersonal" right before she allegedly went on a…