Suspicious white vans are the new Florida Man. Or maybe they're the old Florida Man. Or the Florida Man of the transportation world. POINT IS: shady-as-hell.

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wait... what? what is this Florida Man thing? is there something else that I never even knew to be afraid of? a whole state of men? in fairness, one of the weirdest dudes I ever dated was from Florida. and my first, worst, ex-bf up and moved to Florida after we broke up. so I suppose I shouldn't be shocked that there's creepers in them thar swamps...