Illustration for article titled Super Tuesday Is a Wash as Romney Finally Wins Ohio

After a long night of being too close to call, Ohio has finally been declared a Romney win. Mittens also clinched his adopted home state of Massachusetts, as well as Vermont, Virginia, and Idaho. But it wasn't the total momentum-building success he was hoping for. Rick Santorum took Tennessee, Oklahoma, and North Dakota. And even Gingrich managed to win his home state of Georgia. Good Lord, this is one divided party. They're going to have to keep battling it out, but the rest of us might want to invest in a high-quality pair of earplugs (and eye-plugs, if they make such a thing), because there is going to be a steady stream of screeching bullshit coming our way for the foreseeable future.


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