Sunday See-You-Soon: Celebrate Johnny Appleseed Day

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You have Johnny Appleseed to thank for the United States' bounding hegemony over the belt line of North America, so if you approve of that sort of imperial seed-sowing, celebrate a day that's been dedicated to this strange, itinerant animal-lover by having something with apples in it, maybe juice, if you don't mind the arsenic.


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Part of an email sent to me by a friend of a friend/acquaintance whom I met once, recently, asking me to go out: "I am excellent with guiding friends and people in my life. I believe you will be impressed. I have a contemplative brain but what makes my contemplation brain even better is my ability to recall. Let's do dinner. What do you have to lose? Thanks."

Yeah, no dude.