The Associated Press posted this footage of an underwater concert held in the Florida Keys National Marine Sanctuary today and I have no idea what any of these 59 seconds actually mean. If someone knows, please help me. My only explanation so far is Florida.

Also, congratulations to Germany for their nail biter of a World Cup win. May we all enjoy a good ol' fashioned Shakira performance before citizens of the world leave Brazil on its own to tackle billions of dollars of debt and displaced citizens.

Alright folks, take it away.