On last night's Colbert Report, Stephen took on the stench of racism in American society, comparing it, of course, to the bodily function that dare not speak its name: the fart. Not that girls know anything about farts!

Colbert "advocates" that, like gas, Americans should just politely ignore racism that busts out of someone's ass, regardless of how stank it is, so as to avoid embarrassing those involved. Luckily, since females don't fart at all, it's not as much of a problem!