State Department: Don't Get Your Hopes Up, Traveling Uggos

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The Twitter account for the U.S. Department of State Bureau of Consular Affairs is my mother.

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On Wednesday, the account, which provides helpful tips for Americans traveling abroad, tweeted one piece of advice that I found RUDE and UNNECESSARY.

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So, if I am understanding correctly, @TravelGov, if I’m not model/actress Emily Ratajkowski and a man approaches me in France, he couldn’t possibly think I am nice or have a strong mind but is trying to Taken me, or worse, not Taken me because I am too ugly to be sold to an oil magnate? Is that the advice I am getting from my government?????

In other news, this account is a riot:

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JujyMonkey: unstable genius

Now I’m confused because Europe uses the metric system; maybe I’m only a 6 in America, but it converts to a 10 overseas?

HOW HOT AM I US STATE DEPARTMENT?!? I NEED TO KNOW!!!