All over the world, they're out of control: for the stars' sakes, let's get this sartorial year over with and start afresh!
Although Sam's Ode on a Grecian Urn probably fits the bill, too.
In Las Vegas, Kim Kardashian hosts a party at the grand opening of the Eve nightclub. Hence, one supposes, the Beyonce-meets-Tarzan getup.
...and, as Elsa Pataky shows, this is the most demure pose she can strike in this Capri-ready gown.
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